One of my biggest imaginary fans asked me, "What is the best blog you ever wrote?"
Well that's a tough question. I have written so many blogs, it's hard to pick a favorite.
One of my favorite blogs to write was the one about the small town in Alabama that was completely over run by man eating late night Taco Bell managers.
Then there was the one about "How to Shave All the Animals at Your Local Zoo and Not Get Caught"
Writing blogs is a form of release. I pretend that people actually want to hear what I have to say. We all know that they don't, but that won't stop me. I will write a blog about anything and then swear it is based on actual fact. Just because you tried to hit someone with your car and got away with it, doesn't mean that I wanted you to try it. What were you thinking Fezner? (Just so you know, Fezner is my super fan I made up.)
So, yeah! This blog is the product of me sitting down and writing with nothing particular in mind. This might just be the worst blog to ever written. You must feel so honored to have been here for it. I have a feeling you might have enjoyed reading the results of a 5 year old banging away on the keyboard. So here is a mid-twenties male bang away on the keyboard. I got to give the people what they want.