Friday, February 01, 2008

Pinky Toe the Size of My Face

Ok, maybe not the size of my face. But last night when I took my dog out so she could do her business, I stubbed my pinky toe on a basket filled with DVD's.

It hurt so bad I was nearly in tears. Keep in mind that this was at 1 o'clock in the morning. So my dog was going crazy jumping all over the bed and running around. My cat wasn't helping by sleeping on my sore food. I thought I broke it last night. It seems to be doing much better now. I still walk with a limp. I wish I was a pirate.

You know... because I wouldn't look like a dork with a limp. I'd look like a pirate... Nevermind, dumb idea.

2 comments:

The Von Urrich said...

That's ok... it's just yo gangsta walk. You know. The only thing that confused me was your cat sleeing on your sore food. Did you also stub your hamburger?

J. Edward Jr. said...

I have no idea how I should respond to this.